The language used is kind of funny and seems a bit childish, I mean, "big huge sexy boobs" and "huge sexy ass", who talks like this? It's like a kid wrote that.
The one thing I do agree on is that Vi looks a million times better in the game art.
It probably was a kid. At least I really hope it was. God help us all if this was an actual adult who spewed out this bullshit. The future truly is bleak at that point.